I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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