Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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