I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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