Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I have already put on my inside pants.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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