I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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