so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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