you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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