I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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