My hand turned me down
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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