dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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