Plan B is the new Plan A
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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