office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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