She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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