Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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