Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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