Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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