just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Can Purell be used as lube?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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