please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I want to have your abortion
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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