fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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