what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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