David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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