This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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