i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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