Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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