Im at strip club and am horny
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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