Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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