We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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