either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
someone get that fucking seahorse.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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