Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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