i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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