i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We have started to decorate penises.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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