capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
soo... how was my night?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
