You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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