brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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