im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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