what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
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I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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