He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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