I feel great
I just peed on a car
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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