hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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