Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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