Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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