oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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