the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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