real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
