So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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