i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I think people are normalizing furries
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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