That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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