If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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