She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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