So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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