it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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